Ep. 78 – So Bored

Dave doesn't talk to his kids much anymore...

It’s late, and I’ve been drinking. How’s this: Paul is bored of games and Tim doesn’t remember a time when he’s played more of them. Dave’s there too. Throw in a metric ass-ton of email and you get episode 78. What do you want? We’re 78 episodes in now, you know the drill. It’s all homoerotic jokes and tech talk. Bleh.

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Ep. 77 – Clapping with PornTime

That's hot. Nice of Dave to let us use his picture (he's on the left).

Like you needed another reason to wank while holding your iPhone. Coming up: Jailbreaking is legal, not that we cared anyway… y’know, while I’ve got you here; aren’t you sick of the term “Jailbreak”? I mean, it was an iPhone thing at first, but now the fucking tards of the world use it to describe everything. Phrases like “Oh man, did you see my new Nokia? I Jailbroke it so I could make it suck less.” and “I think I’m going to Jailbreak my Tivo this weekend.”… ENOUGH with this shit! I liked it better when consumers were blissfully ignorant. You know: back when knowing where the command line in Windows 95 was enough for them to view you as a god. Now everyone seems to know just enough buzzwords to try and act smart, while those of us in the know shake our heads in disgust… anyway, there’s a bunch of other news, and emails and stuff too. Have fun.

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