
This is a dramatic re-enactment of why Paul missed this episode, and crushed our dreams.
Paul crushed our dreams. Dave arrived a shell of a man thanks to the selfishness of Paul. He’s an asshole.
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I’ll happily be Paul’s replacement although I must warn you my gaming computer is hardly that impressive and I have little highly expensive tech. I’m English however I don’t sound like the Count or do I?
Here I was, all axcited about Bulldozer talk (underwhelming, aren’t they?) and Mr. I’ve-got-better-things-to-do screws it all up! Thank you, Paul.